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Day 2, August 24th, 2021

Human Rooms 2

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You use sburb to build a ladder down to your room. You descend the ladder, and slip into bed.
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Good. She's finally gone.
10:23
Now you can focus on what really matters...
10:23
Histo's blood...
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There is now a spiral staircase leading upwards in Diane's room!
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You upright your workbench, and start work on a little charm
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You're almost done. You pour a bunch of glitter into it, and fold it closed.
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"I'm heading out" you shout upstairs
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No response.
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You leave the room

Sburb Memo

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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 10:33 AM
hello There
10:34
hey Guys, I need Scissors, right Now. 61!
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 10:35 AM
alllright
10:38
... i don't think i have a scissor with me
10:38
can anyone else help sheototh here
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 10:39 AM
I have a code for surgical scissors.
10:39
4hF5&39
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 10:40 AM
It doesn't Matter, I've Changed my Mind. I'm Going to get Some Rest
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 10:40 AM
what
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 10:40 AM
weird.
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 10:56 AM
GUYS. wake THE FUCK up
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 10:57 AM
i'm already awake sheototh
10:57
a little sleepy but awake
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 10:58 AM
I REMEMBER things I shouldn't REMEMBER
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 10:58 AM
... what?
10:58
hey is anyone else hearing shouting
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no.
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 10:59 AM
Im still alive fuckers
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i think you should take a nap.
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 10:59 AM
Alphimous killed me
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 10:59 AM
what are you talking about vinny
10:59
WHAT
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maybe the sleep deprivation is getting to you, charlotte.
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 11:00 AM
Alphimous FUCKING KILLED ME
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funny story, vincent!
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go back to your crib
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you whore
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 11:00 AM
shut the fuck up hailey im about to go mad.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:00 AM
shut up hailey
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 11:01 AM
GOD, WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS TODAY? First the Bile Kingdom, now Smuppet
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:01 AM
who is smuppet
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 11:01 AM
alphi
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:02 AM
why do you call him that
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What
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Sounds like you all are having fun
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What do you mean by that?
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 11:04 AM
Come here Hank
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:04 AM
THIS IS NO FUCKING FUN DIANE
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 11:05 AM
It's TIME to arrange a HUNT. Hunting FOR Alphi
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 11:05 AM
You better Sheo
11:05
That bitch deserves it
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Hail killed me recently it's no big deal
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:05 AM
SHE WHAT
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 11:05 AM
WHAT?
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she asked!
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:05 AM
.
11:05
THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT
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Not an innunendo I died
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:06 AM
A VERY SICK AND TWISTED ONE, BUT A JOKE RIGHT
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 11:06 AM
WHY
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we were testing an alchemized item
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:06 AM
WHAT IS YOUR TWO'S PROBLEM
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diane is sexually attracted to asphyxiation i guess
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/25/2021 11:06 AM
now come HERE HANK.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:06 AM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FUCKING SANE PERSON DIANE
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 11:07 AM
Where's Alph.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:07 AM
HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HATRED I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW
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diane is sexually attracted to asphyxiation i guess
@Hailey (@demeter!!) - jump I am not
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What the fuck?
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 11:08 AM
Calm the Fuck down, Guys.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:08 AM
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A PROSPIT DREAMER BECAUSE IF I WAS A DERSE DREAMER I'D BEAT YOU UP
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 11:08 AM
WHERE is Fucking ALPH.
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that changes nothing!
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You could fly over to derse if you want
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:08 AM
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW SHEOTOTH
11:08
SHUT
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i'm a prospit dreamer and i kick dersite ass all the time
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:08 AM
SHUT UP
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Alright, I knew something bad was up given what the void creatures are telling me right now. It’s important we all stay alive for now.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:10 AM
NO SHIT
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yo what is going on
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:10 AM
MURDER
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what in the actual fuck
11:10
who got killed and who did it
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if you know obviously
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:11 AM
ALPHIMOUS MURDERED VINNY AND HAILEY MURDERED DIANE
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fuck not those two

Troll Rooms

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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 11:02 AM
You have been redesigning the human heart for a while. Hmmm...
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:03 AM
You make yourself known, grabbing Klimen and holding him against the wall by his neck.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 11:03 AM
"WHAT?! HEL-"
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:03 AM
You cover his mouth with your hand. "SHUT UP."
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 11:04 AM
Your eyes widen in fear.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:05 AM
You extend your kitty claws, and position them over his neck. "GOODBYe, LITTLe MeDIC." SLASH!
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 11:06 AM
you are dead!
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:06 AM
You quickly shove Klimen's body into the cryo-closet. No one will find him for a long time....
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You look around for more victims. Another door stands next to Klimen's. Hmm....
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(can this be loz's room?)
11:07
@Stevi
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:08 AM
A troll is sleeping. This couldn't be more perfect!
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(Someone will need to kiss loz since he isn’t high enough level yet
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(And also nowhere near his quest bed
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(yeah that's how everyone will be revived
11:11
(quest crypts still exist so god-tier is still possible
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Hailey exits her lab! She is on guard. It seems there is someone... among them.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:11 AM
You decide to execute him with a shot in the head.
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Hailey
Hailey exits her lab! She is on guard. It seems there is someone... among them.
among US?!
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That's a gunshot. Alright.
11:12
hellooooo?
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asrielmous? bitch boy? little green man who shits his diaper?
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:12 AM
perfect. another victim.
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You void-warp Hailey into Loz's room.
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ahahaha. no
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Hailey jumps onto Alphimous, stabbing his eye with a Pen.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:13 AM
"AGHHHHHH"
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You raise your Kitty Claws.
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Hailey grabs his arm and twists it.
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not so tough now, are you?
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:14 AM
"FUCKING DIe!!!"
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Hailey has bloodthirst in her eyes.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:14 AM
You fire a few shots.
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Hailey directs his arm away. They hit the ceiling.
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Hailey reaches into his skull and plucks out the stabbed eyeball.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:16 AM
ugh... you can't die here, not now. Your other hand reaches into your pocket, activating the Dead Ringer.
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You fucking punch Hailey off you.
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Hailey clutches her now bleeding nose, reaching into her pocket for another pen.
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She notices that Alphimous is gone.
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damn you, alchemy.
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say, this outfit is pretty snazzy.
11:17
i wonder where i can get one...
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ah, i'll find out later. well, at the moment, i'm feeling a bit starving.
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All that remains of Alphimous's corpse is bones.
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good.
11:26
now then!
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You clap.
11:26
it's time to go get that tiger.
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but first...
Hailey looks over at Klimen's open door.
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She walks in, looking around.
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hm
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:28 AM
You head to Klimen's room and find the door open. Oh fuck...
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... Hailey?
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Hailey crouches, examining a puddle of jade blood.
11:29
hello!
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:29 AM
... oh no
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don't worry, i'm not the one who did this.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:29 AM
You sprint towards her and push her away when you see the puddle.
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i assume it was alphimous?
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Hailey stops Charlotte's hands, staying in place.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:30 AM
YEAH NO SHIT IT WAS ALPHIMOUS
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BUT YOU AIN'T NO SAINT EITHER ARE YOU FUCKASS
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i'm looking for his body!
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i'm trying to see where he was hit, so that i can find where the trail would lead!
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:31 AM
You frantically look around the room.
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You try to calm down and think: where would someone hide a body... The cryo-closet...
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got any ideas?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:32 AM
I think I have
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You open the cryo-closet. When you open it, the corpse of Klimen falls down.
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ah.
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(and all the other corpses
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well, that's one mystery solved.
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// lozs definitely isnt in here yet
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:33 AM
nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononoNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOTHISCANTBEFUCKINGHAPPENING
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// alphimous did not have time
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eugh...
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(i meant all the bodies from pre-game
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listen, charlotte.
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// ohh
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i know how to solve this.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:33 AM
HOW?
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i read it in a sburb walkthrough.
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but you...
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:34 AM
AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
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just look away.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:34 AM
Despite initial refusal, you decide to look away.
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Hailey gags. This is the worst decision ever.
11:35
She corpsesmooches Klimen.
11:36
alright it's official.
Hailey drops Klimen's corpse on the floor.
i'm definitely a lesbian.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:36 AM
... what?
11:36
what do you mean?
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charlotte, have you ever seen sleeping beauty?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:36 AM
... yea, when i was younger
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but i only saw it like, twice
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sburb works on... similar principles.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:37 AM
... what?
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you know the story, everyone does
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:37 AM
i mean, yea
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i do but i still don't understand
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similar to how a kiss in sleeping beauty can awake someone from dreams,
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skaia lets us kiss a player and awake their dream.
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self.
11:38
their dream self.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:38 AM
...
11:38
are you going to ask me to kiss klimen's corpse?
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no i already did.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:38 AM
YOU WHAT
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i told you to look away for a reason!
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:39 AM
ugh.
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Hailey grins.
oh, are you jealous that klimen got to kiss me before you did?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:39 AM
... maybe.
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if you wanted a kiss, you could just ask
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... i don't think you know what you just said maybe to
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:40 AM
... to kissing klimen, duh?
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oh.
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OH FUCK YOU
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HAH
11:41
cool your blackrom jets there, lottie
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:41 AM
SHUT UP
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AND DON'T EVER FUCKING CALL ME LOTTIE AGAIN
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okay charlie
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:42 AM
THAT'S BETTER
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oh so you like it when i call you charlie
11:42
hmmmmmmm?????
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:42 AM
CHARLIE IS A NICKNAME I LIKE OKAY
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IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YO
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it's so annoying that you're heterosexual i assume
11:43
what's even the point?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:43 AM
... DUDE I'M BI
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oh so you admit there's a chance that you're attracted to me?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:44 AM
NO YOU DISGUST ME
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that's called blackrom, honey
11:45
anyway, i'll be on my way now
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:45 AM
You facepalm.
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ta ta!
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:45 AM
FUCK OFF.
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You sit down, with your head on your knees, sobbing quietly. How the fuck did you let this all happen.
11:48
Just how the fuck did you let all of this fucking inferno be let out. Just how did you manage to let everyone you care about down again.
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You stand up. You head back to your room.
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You kiss Loz's corpse. Gross.
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You see your corpse lying peacefully in bed. Well, as peaceful as someone with a hole in their forehead can look.
13:16
You take your weapons, your Super Scouter, and a few bottles of red grub potion. Best speedrun these last few levels.

Human Rooms 2

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You teleport back to your bed.
11:40
You have the rockets in your armor fly you out of the bed.
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@I can fix her 🎲 Result: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
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It maneuvers you towards the spiral stairs in your room. It tries to spiral up them, but putters out and shuts down before it can make it.
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You tumble down the stairs, your neck snaps on the ground.
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Hailey enters Diane's room.
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i just made charlotte really mad
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we might have to worry about HER snapping
11:45
just kidding i know you're dead.
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Hailey crouches next to Diane's corpse.
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hm...
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Hailey
we might have to worry about HER snapping
I can fix her 08/25/2021 11:47 AM
(haha snapping like dianes neck lol
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// pun intended
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 11:47 AM
( 🙏 high five
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now then.
11:49
do i let you stay dead?
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an interesting opportunity.
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i'm not sure whether to decline or accept.
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sometimes, fixing your own mistakes is necessary..m
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i don't want to be a bad role model for my apparent clone.
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hahaha.
11:50
ironic
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you died because of your own failure
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rather than an outside force
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you remind me of my uncle sometimes.
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.
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and it seems my sister is dead.
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fine then.
11:55
let the games begin.
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You kiss Diane.
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You exit your room and walk to Pluto's.
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You find your own body here.
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Oh lord
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Oh lord
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Oh lord
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Shit
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You squeeze your eyes shut, and fumble around, trying to get your sylladex
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After a while, you find it
12:18
You change into a set of clothes in your closet, and leave your room.

Human Rooms 1

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You leave your room, walking across the first floor hallway.
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You reach Charlotte's room, and slide the card you made under her door.
11:13
You head to the roof.
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 11:19 AM
(@potatoisgood
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:22 AM
You hear a commotion from the roof. You decide to not go there because that's just stupid. You're just risking yourself.
11:26
Ah fuck it. You had enough of this. But then something comes to your mind. Oh fuck. You gotta check on Klimen.
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You fly into your room and see yourself sleeping.
11:35
POW!
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You are now awake, but also your dream self is asleep.
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You throw your dreamself in the closet, along with your laptop. You make a wall, leaving just a hole few holes for air to go through. She should be safe for now.
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(alright time for Pluto to die
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:47 AM
You manifest in another room.
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hmmm... seems there's a human girl here. You'll end this quickly.
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alphimous. a quick word before i die.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:49 AM
"YeS?"
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have you noticed how fake this all feels?
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:49 AM
"HMMM?'
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i don't think this is real.
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listen, my sister, hailey, she's...
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she's very powerful.
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i think she's real.
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i don't think she'll let herself die.
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you can kill me but i warn you
11:52
you would be pandora
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 11:54 AM
"SHUT UP." You execute her with a shot in the head.
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ah, dear sister...
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well!
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good riddance.
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You destroy the corpse.
11:56
Pluto cannot be revived.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 11:57 AM
You enter your room. You notice a card on the floor. "Meet me on the roof" - Diane. You pick up a pen and draw a middle finger. You throw it out the window. You sit down on your bed.
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it's rude to disrespect the dead, you know.
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Hailey stands in the doorway of Charlotte's room.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:00 PM
Shut up.
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... what do you want.
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you to stop being a little BITCH.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:01 PM
and i want you to leave me alone.
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you just whined in the memo about destroying everything but you're the only sane person here!
12:01
we would all be dead without you, really.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:02 PM
...
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i know you don't mean that.
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i do.
12:02
i never lie, charlie.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:02 PM
...
12:03
alright, fuckass. come in if you want.
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Hailey enters, relaxing on the first comfortable surface she sees.
12:04
nice room.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:04 PM
... thanks, i guess.
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you're quite welcome!
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anyway.
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i realized it a while ago.
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i learned the carapacian tongue and was taught the Titles of each player.
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we share a moon, you know.
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we share a class as well.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:06 PM
... what?
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i mean, i know we share the same moon but...
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class?
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the muse of ink and the muse of blood.
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based on aspects alone, i'd assume we were swapped.
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but blood is bonds.
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relationships.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:08 PM
... what are you trying to say hailey?
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charlotte belam.
12:08
you are the Muse of Blood.
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what, what did you think i was gonna say?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:08 PM
You're still quite confused.
12:08
what does it mean to be a muse of blood
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i mean, what does it mean to be a muse?
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you influence.
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you influence bonds and relationships, and sometimes literal blood.
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a god tiered version of you... would be strange.
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as for Ink?
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i can't find a single word written about it.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:14 PM
You close your laptop to pay attention to Hailey.
12:15
... i see...
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anyway.
12:16
stop being a little bitch and complaining about breaking relationships when your whole power is to mess with them.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:16 PM
You stand up. ... alright.
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what should we do now?
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i'm gonna go find my quest bed!
12:19
you go make out with klimen
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:20 PM
... alllright, i guess. good luck with your quest bed.
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You look around and you see your closed laptop. You open it.
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You close the laptop again. You put it aside and you go to sleep.

Prospit

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@I can fix her 🎲 Result: 1d20 (10) Total: 10
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You search every tower on the moon. On the very last one you find Hailey.
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You wind up, tensing all your muscles.
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@I can fix her 🎲 Result: 1d20 (16) Total: 16
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You slap her on the face, leaving a hand-shaped red spot.
12:06
>You fly off
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Seems like Sheo might be in trouble. Things sound like they’re going really bad over there.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:29 PM
You wake up on your tower again. You look out the window, trying to see if anyone's around.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:29 PM
you are floating around.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:30 PM
You see Klimen floating. Excited, you jump out of the window and float swiftly towards Klimen and you hug him.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:31 PM
You awkwardly hug her back, blushing.
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You spot two people in the distance.
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hey you two
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oh am ! interrupting someth!ng HERE
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:35 PM
You look around searching the source of the sound. You notice it's just Lozeyl.
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oh uh... no, no, not really
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what’s go!ng on?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:39 PM
What exactly are you talking about?
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!’m out of the loop
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one second ! was float!ng AROUND HERE THEN BAM
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!’m out cold
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:41 PM
oh, Alphimous must've killed you.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:41 PM
well, basically alphimous went on a killing spree and killed vinny, klimen and you!
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what
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:42 PM
yup.
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how am ! alive?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:43 PM
well, that's something i don't know. i guess that your dreamself is almost like an extra life.
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well
12:43
! guess that makes sense
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what are we talking about :)
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:44 PM
AA
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shouldn’t we do someth!ng though?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:44 PM
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU CAME FROM
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:44 PM
oh my god
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hi
12:44
hello charlotte!
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oh h! ha!ley
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hello loz
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:44 PM
uh... hi hailey.
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sorry for violating your corpse
12:44
you as well, klimen
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uh
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:44 PM
you WHAT
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what
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i had to kiss you both
12:45
to revive you
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ser!ously what
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:45 PM
oh god
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that means i've kissed 4 people in this group alone!
12:45
in this meeting, i've kissed half the people here
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:45 PM
it's apparently some weird way to revive teammates.
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Hailey glances over at Charlotte.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:46 PM
thanks for reviving me but what the fuck
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:46 PM
You roll your eyes and show Hailey your middle finger.
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do you have anyth!ng else YOU WANTED TO SAY
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me?
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yes
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i'm stalling for time
12:54
i'm about to die
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:54 PM
WHAT
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:54 PM
HUH?
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see you!
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uh
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:54 PM
... bye, i guess...
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as my living self makes the journey, i think i'll go see diane
12:55
but don't worry lottie!
12:55
i won't be gone forever!
12:55
Hailey grins and flies away.

LoRCaSD 3

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The bed of Ink is a strange one.
12:55
It is not of solid material.
12:56
It is of Ink.
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To bathe in the Ink is certain death.
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It's not even on the Land of Radical Cascade and Shattered Disorder.
12:57
A transportalizer to the Furthest Ring lies somewhere on the Land.
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Aklo
(drown
I can fix her 08/25/2021 12:57 PM
(continues haileys theme of suffocating people
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There, the pool that has come to be known as the River of Styx is found.
12:57
A fitting death for the child of Hades.

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You teleport all the way to derse. You guess that this is your "home" because you're the dream self.
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You write a note and leave it on your bed. It reads "Derse Crypt. Now. Send my apologies to the french."
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You plant a kiss on the note
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You begin the descent into the crypt
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The dreamself follows.
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You come across something strange in the crypt. A very fancy twin bed. It's frame is an ornate walnut wood, and there are several layers of beige blankets, with a big fluffy comforter. On the pillows there is a sign, the sign of the hearth.
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You sit down on the bed. This is not the ambiance you wanted.
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hi :)
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Hello
13:02
I was hoping my bed would be a bit less homely
13:02
I don't plan to god tier, not yet
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I'm not on the top rung yet
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that doesn't matter for quest crypta
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Well my plans really are just falling apart aren't they
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I guess this isn't a thing that needs to be perfect (edited)
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hey
13:03
just so you know
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i'm about to die
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You wouldn't willingly listen to something I told you to do otherwise
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I'd just like to spar until you're gone
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i'm serious
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i
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listen, dians
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i don't think i'm the real hailey
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she's kept me asleep
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listen, dians
@Hailey (@demeter!!) - jump
You start grinning when you hear this
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i don't WANT to be her
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Oh
13:05
Shit
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i think she's going to do something terrible
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Do you still have that charm I gave you
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I think I know what we can do
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she does.
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Oh
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listen, diane
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i can
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i can feel her drowning
13:05
Hailey stops smiling.
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potatoisgood 08/25/2021 1:06 PM
(SHE WHAT)
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i'm not ready to die, diane
13:06
i love you
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The MUSE OF INK ascends.
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(aww love
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(shippers have been fed
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 1:06 PM
(wouldnt the charm revive her one time before she actually dies
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(im actually assuming she took it off
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// if this was a comic there would be a panel of the charm being left on the shore yeah
13:07
// never to be seen again...
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(what if we made this into a comic
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(no
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potatoisgood 08/25/2021 1:07 PM
(ok
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Before you could even grab her hand, she disappears, merged with the other Hailey
13:08
You collapse onto the bed, shuddering
13:09
Tears run down your face
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diaaaaaneeeeee...
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You're sad, you're scared, your heart feels warm. You lay on this bed, dumbfounded. Your heart is skipping beat after beat, trying to flutter and pump at the same time.
13:11
Hearing her voice, you let out a scream.
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You yourself can't even hear it, the beat of your heart is deafening
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Laughter echoes throughout the catacombs of Derse.
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diane.
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Hailey whispers this behind Diane.
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You can't move at all
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i told you you weren't me.
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Hailey puts her arm around Diane's neck.
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(wheezing) you aren't you
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now you're getting it!
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You eject the Guided Chainblaster from your sylladex
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that's not the last thing you'll be getting.
13:14
Hailey stares down its scope.
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It blasts towards Heiley, knocking her arm away
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you're so boring.
13:15
Hailey moves out of the way.
13:15
Don't you want your grand finale?
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You begin screaming again, emptying your lungs.
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You bite down on your tongue, keeping your mouth closed.
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fine.
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>Your heart is pounding through your chest.
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Hailey loads her gun.
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And then, it stops.
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we'll do it the boring way.
13:16
Blam.
13:17
As the Court of Hearth ascends to god tier, the Muse of Ink ascends to Prospit.
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A warm light emanates from both the bed and the body.
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@I can fix her 🎲 Result: 1d20 (8) Total: 8
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A plume of smoke rises from a place directly next to Diane's head. A bullet hole.
13:19
The warmth quickly turns to heat, the bed catching fire.
13:21
The flame burns slowly and meticulously, leaving nothing behind other than a slab of stone, bearing Hearth's sign.
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 1:24 PM
...
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Court is a very slow class. It takes time to accomplish anything of importance. For every part of oneself to agree to make a change is a massive feat.
13:25
The hero of heart drifts in the core of Derse, born anew from flame. She is still asleep, but she knows with all of her being that she needs to do something.
13:26
All of herself decided to die before Hailey could kill her. All of herself decided to play this game. All of herself decided to use third person. And all of herself will bring the real Hailey back.
13:26
In her dream, she drifts listlessly in a black void
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You wake up, calmly opening your eyes.
13:55
You start flying towards the planet again.

Prospit

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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:55 PM
You mutter "i told you not to call me that you fucking bitch"
12:57
Well... what now?
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:58 PM
no clue.
12:58
Alphimous is still on the loose and dangerous.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:58 PM
... is there a way for you two to god tier while on your dreamselves?
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 12:59 PM
probably, though I don't know.
12:59
maybe we can find something on Prospit?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 12:59 PM
if there is a way, we better find out how. let's go!
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! can’t yet
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:01 PM
... what?
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!’m a few levels short ON MY ECHELADDER
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:02 PM
I don't see how that would block you from god tiering.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 1:03 PM
I think you have to be at the top
13:03
which I am
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yeah
13:04
! don’t qu!te feel godly ENOUGH
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:07 PM
alright then. take care lozeyl.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 1:08 PM
"bye loz!"
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:09 PM
Should we get going then?
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 1:10 PM
"yeah."
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:11 PM
You take Klimen's hand and you fly down to the kingdom.
13:16
I don't think we'll be able to find anything in the surface of the moon.
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A figure is in the sky above Klimen and Charlotte.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:18 PM
You look up.
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A building is about to fall on Klimen and Charlotte.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 1:18 PM
"get out of the way!" You shove Charlotte away.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:19 PM
You fall down and stop floating.
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The broken body of Histo is discovered by Hailey.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:20 PM
You stand up and begin to float again.
13:20
What was that?
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hello lottie!
13:21
Hailey is holding a corpse.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:21 PM
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT
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would you prefer death or my side?
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:21 PM
... what are you talking about?
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 1:21 PM
what is going on??!!
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prospit can fall, and it will be your fault, or you and klimen can swear devotion to me!
13:22
it's a simple decision, charlotte.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:22 PM
... uh... i'm still confused.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 1:24 PM
yeah what the hell
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ugh.
13:26
i kill a ton of prospitians and maybe you OR you help me kill alphimous
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:26 PM
... you really thought that we would prefer that you kill prospitians over helping you kill alphimous?
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we need to HURRY
13:27
Hailey grabs Klimen and Charlotte.

LoRCaSD

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Hailey tosses Charlotte and Klimen at Alphimous!
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:28 PM
Come ON!!
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
13:28
@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (11) Total: 11
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Prometheus BOT 08/25/2021 1:29 PM
“why even do you want to kill everyone?!”
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You fly towards Alphimous and try to whack him with your paddle ball
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 1:29 PM
Still nothing.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:29 PM
You get hit by both of them, but don't let go of the black hole.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:29 PM
YOU BITCH
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@Ruby 🎲 Result: 1d20 (15) + 3 Total: 18
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alphimous!
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
13:29
@Aklo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
13:29
@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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Hailey holds up Alphimous's eye.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:29 PM
YOU GET IT BACK AGAIN!!!
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come and get it, whore.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:29 PM
RAGHHHHHH
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (17) Total: 17
13:29
@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (20) Total: 20
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:29 PM
You fucking charge into Hailey.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:30 PM
It fucking GOESSSSSSSS
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 1:30 PM
Your god tier sucks, man
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:30 PM
HEY WHAT THE
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:30 PM
FUCKING FINALLY.
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(wait so is the black hole gone
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// yeah
13:30
// nat 20
13:30
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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// hades got it back and then rolled a 20
13:30
// and alphimous was distracted
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Hailey fights off Alphimous.
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (13) Total: 13
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:30 PM
You float.
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@Aklo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
13:30
@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
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(I WANT TO CRY
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:31 PM
You throw Sheoth and Catherine to the ground.
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!rol 1d20+2
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:31 PM
You blast Alph with the EXECUTIONER!
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!rol 1d20+3
13:31
AGAIN?
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// spaces deme
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 1:31 PM
DAMMIT
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@demeter!! 🎲 Result: 1d20 (10) + 3 Total: 13
13:31
@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (17) Total: 17
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You attempt to hit Sheo with your paddle ball again
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@Ruby 🎲 Result: 1d20 (14) + 3 Total: 17
13:32
@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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Hailey manages to tackle Alphimous for a bit.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:32 PM
DIE DIE DIE DIE
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GOT YOUR EYE, BITCH
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( wait I mean alph
13:32
( not sheo fuck
13:32
( My brain is dumb
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Prometheus BOT 08/25/2021 1:32 PM
Fuck this. Nothing will stop him except for death.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:32 PM
THE GUN KEEPS FIRING!!!!!
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:32 PM
"AGHHHHH"
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@Aklo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (8) Total: 8
13:32
@V0iD-ViCE 🎲 Result: 1d20 (19) Total: 19
13:32
@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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Hailey eats Alphimous's eye in front of him.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:32 PM
you are severely wounded.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (10) Total: 10
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(wait don't actually kill him
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:32 PM
NO FUCKING MERCY FOR SINNERS.
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(Okay)
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@demeter!! 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) + 3 Total: 8
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potatoisgood 08/25/2021 1:33 PM
(isnt he gonna lock himself up or smth)
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@Aklo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (8) Total: 8
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(yeah
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Hailey attempts to choke him to unconsciousness.
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(L u c k
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Prometheus BOT 08/25/2021 1:33 PM
You fly behind Alphimous, and... You continue flying.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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// i dont think that plan is gonna go too well when hes got 2 god tiers facing him down
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (13) Total: 13
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Prometheus BOT 08/25/2021 1:33 PM
You’re going to find your quest bed.
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// no, 3
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:34 PM
You keep firing on him! Your RAGE STAT is to the MAX!!! (edited)
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// hes outnumbered 4 to 1 (3 of which are god tiered)
13:34
// HEY 413
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@Aklo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (17) Total: 17
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:34 PM
You activate the Dead Ringer.
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Hailey breaks Alphimous's hand before he can
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// hes pinned down dude
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:34 PM
"grrr..."
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// im not saying he dies but there's no way he escapes
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:35 PM
You can't get out!
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@demeter!! 🎲 Result: 1d20 (17) + 3 Total: 20
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(OH NO
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Hailey knocks Alphimous out.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:35 PM
DO IT!!
13:35
Ugh.
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i'm not killing him.
13:35
it won't matter anyway.
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(alphimous becomes a servant of Hailey's
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:35 PM
I WILL.
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 1:35 PM
You accidentally cast a mind storm in Alph.
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he'll come back, catherine.
13:35
or kate shepard?
13:36
i forget who you are.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:36 PM
She sets him in the dead sights of-
13:36
That name.
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Hailey lifts Alphimous off the ground.
13:36
hahahahaha.
13:36
kate.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:36 PM
How do you know that name.
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well i'm heading out the job is done
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send my regards to my father.
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:36 PM
uhh... can i and klimen head out?
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Hailey drags Alphimous's unconscious body to her lab.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:37 PM
She points the gun to Hailey.
13:37
HOW. DO. YOU. KNOW. THAT. NAME?
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Hailey stops, groaning.
13:37
i wanted to be mysterious
13:37
but NOOOO.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:37 PM
That FUCKING. Name.
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you have to make me spell it out for you!
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:37 PM
Say it again, and you DIE.
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h. a. d. e. s.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/25/2021 1:38 PM
cmon Charlotte, let's go.
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that's how i know.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:38 PM
Kate fires.
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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Charlotte BOT 08/25/2021 1:38 PM
yea, yea. let's go.
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// lucky 😒
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Hailey blocks easily with Alphimous's body. It wasn't a good shot anyway.
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:38 PM
Grrrrrrrr..
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ta ta, catherine arcangel, as you say your name is.
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Sheototh BOT 08/25/2021 1:39 PM
i'm confused
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but just know that i know this isn't your first experience with black holes.
13:39
Hailey finally leaves with Alphimous's body!
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/25/2021 1:39 PM
Your days are fucking numbered.
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Wowowow! Hailey can't hear her she's too far away!!!!!11!!

Human Rooms 2

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Hailey burns Diane's room.
13:41
And then cleans it up, turning it into a cell.
13:41
With the help of alchemy, she makes it so that Void powers cannot be used within it.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:55 PM
you wake up. "UGHHH.."
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you look around. Seems you're in a cell.
13:57
hehehe hAHAHAHAHA!!! FOOLS! Do they really think a cell can hold you?!
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hello!
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:57 PM
"HUH WHAT?!"
13:57
"OH, IT'S YOU." You sneer.
13:58
You attempt to tap into your void powers.... nothing.
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heheheheh
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 1:58 PM
"FUCK YOU." You slump back in your cell.
13:59
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL Me."
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your DNA is quite valuable!
14:00
and i must say that your eyes are quite delectable.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 2:00 PM
"EW."
14:00
"SO YOU'Re JUST GOING TO USe Me FOR YOUR TWISTeD eXPeRIMeNTS?"
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yes.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 2:01 PM
"UGH. I WOULD'Ve PReFeRReD YOU JUST KILL Me."
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You go to your bedroom, and try to open the door. It's locked.
21:03
You scan the inside of the room. There's someone in there.
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 9:03 PM
hmm, who is that?
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Who are you
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Alphimous BOT 08/25/2021 9:07 PM
“FUCK OFF.”
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Alright, that narrows it down quite significantly
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There is a sylladex on the ground in front of the door.
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Whose is this
21:11
You pick it up
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It contains all the items from her room!
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I guess.. this is mine
21:18
You storm upstairs. You now stand in front of Hailey's room.
21:21
You pound on the door
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who is iiiit?
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Let me in
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no thank you
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If you don't let me in right now I'll delete the walls to your room
21:23
All of them
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go ahead and try
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And the ceiling will collapse onto you and your large containers of soda and/or dangerous chemials
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i'm afraid my powers have prevented that
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Sorry I couldn't hear that through the door
21:25
Could you repeat that so I could hear what you said
21:25
Either by shouting or bending down and talking through the crack under your door
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no
21:26
bort
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Do not emote at me through the door
21:29
I will be right back
21:30
You head downstairs, alchemize something, and come back up
21:30
You put the paper you alchemized on the door, and hold a nail to it.
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You hammer the nail into the door, and then 3 more on the other 3 corners
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The nails do not go in!
21:31
The door is metal!
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You leave again, returning with a pair of leather gloves and some red-hot nails.
21:32
Hmm maybe not
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The security systems activate!
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You retreat downstairs a third time
21:33
This time, when you return, you place a piece of double sided tape on the door. You attatch the sheet of paper to it, and place a sticker resembling the head of a nail on it
21:34
I'm not sure what exactly god tiering does but I doubt that powering-up-machinery noise I head could kill me
21:34
At least, not permanently
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:35 PM
(what do the security systems entail specifically
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// turrets
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:37 PM
(typical
21:37
(btw the paper she just taped to hailies door is the 95 theses (edited)
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(in its entirely, completely unedited and in the original german
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demeter!!
// turrets
// itslikea it’s like a dd in here
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(diane reformation arc
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:40 PM
(this is really heavy commentary on how diane percieves their current relationship in relation to how it was pre-god tier
21:40
(not really heavy its just really blunt
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// i dont know what the 95 theses are
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demeter!!
// i dont know what the 95 theses are
I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:41 PM
(95 problems some dude had with the catholic church back in the 1600s
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// oh my god
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:41 PM
(basically he was demanding reformation
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// I was thinking of making that joke lmao
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(it's funny because the guy who wrote it nailed it to a church
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// YEAH
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:41 PM
(yeah he nailed it to a church door
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I will recite each line on this scroll, helpfully translated by alchemical shenanigans
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One
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When Jesus said “repent” he meant that believers should live a whole life repenting
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Two
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Only God can give salvation – not a priest.
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:42 PM
(diane is not protestant
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(are you going to recite all 95 theses
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:43 PM
(actually itd make a lotta sense that shed be a catholic
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god isn't real, bitch
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aloe bama
(are you going to recite all 95 theses
I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:43 PM
(if nothing stops her
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// diane? catholic? and a lesbian?
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:43 PM
(she has some stuff to work through
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// this is so cool
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You aren't reading into this correctly
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Three
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// catholic rep joyous
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Inwards penitence must be accompanied with a suitable change in lifestyle.
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I can fix her
(she has some stuff to work through
// i cant tell if thats about catholicism or the sapphic part
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lol
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demeter!!
// i cant tell if thats about catholicism or the sapphic part
I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:44 PM
(obviously the catholicism part
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Hailey activates the soundproof feature on her lab!
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:44 PM
(this is like shes making a statement opposing hailey but at the same time its kinda like shes making fun of a part of herself
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You've got a freaky lab, I'll give you that
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Hm
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-- cozyCarburetor [CCT] started pestering amygdalaChemist [AC] --
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[CCT] Four
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[CCT] Sin will always remain until we enter Heaven.
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[CCT] Five
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[CCT] The pope must act according to canon law.
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:46 PM
(this is the dumbest shit ive ever done
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potatoisgood 08/25/2021 9:47 PM
(canon law)
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[CCT] Six
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[CCT] Only God can forgive -the pope can only reassure people that God will do this.
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(do you agree?
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:47 PM
(im agnostic
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(same
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:48 PM
(this was just too funny an opportunity to pass up
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(diane conflating two conflicting parts of herself by using anti-catholic sentiment to make a statement at someone she is very obviously in love with
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[CCT] Seven
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[CCT] A sinner must be humbled in front of his priest before God can forgive him.
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hm
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[CCT] 8. Canon law applies only to the living not to the dead.
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[CCT] 9. However, the Holy Spirit will make exceptions to this when required to do so.
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:51 PM
(interesting parralels we can make beetween god and the person running this rp there)
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[CCT] 10. The priest must not threaten those dying with the penalty of purgatory.
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[CCT] I think that one's especially important
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:52 PM
(this is literally just hailey ending the conversation and then diane texting them to continue it
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[CCT] 11. The church through church penalties is producing a ‘human crop of weeds’.
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[CCT] 12. In days gone by, church penalties were imposed before release from guilt to show true repentance.
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[CCT] 13. When you die all your debts to the church are wiped out and those debts are free from being judged.
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:58 PM
(fast forward lol im not doing all that
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[CCT] 95. Let Christians experience problems if they must – and overcome them – rather than live a false life based on present Catholic teaching.
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[CCT] I hope you enjoyed the 100+ messages
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(if you did this to Klimen he would probably sit down and listen
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I can fix her 08/25/2021 9:59 PM
(lol
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I can fix her
(fast forward lol im not doing all that
(coward)
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-- cozyCarburetor [CCT] stopped pestering amygdalaChemist [AC] --
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V0iD-ViCE
(coward)
I can fix her 08/25/2021 10:00 PM
(it was a courtesy to everyone else as much as it was to myself
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(okay)
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I know I am literally talking to a wall here but for someone so intent on making this house a home I have been on the receiving end of quite a lock of homewrecking
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Bad luck, perhaps
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Maybe I should do something about that, maybe make a home in a more literal sense
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You open sburb, and build two walls completely blocking hallway access for Hailey's room
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You meticulously arrange all of your furniture
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You take a deep breath in. Almost done. You place down robotail, and release your breath.
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A warm glow spreads across the walls of the room.
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You lie down on the couch and fall asleep.